Here are many best philosophy quotes :

01. Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader.

02. Every great man was thought to be insane before he changed the world. Some never changed the world. They were just insane.

03. I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.

04. It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's funnier.

05. A crappy life is a great excuse to live a crappy life.

06. Always apologize first--it annoys the crap out of people.

07. "Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser.

08. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder.

09. There's a one-in six-billion chance that you'll find your soulmate. And that's if they're not dead.

10. Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control.

11. Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.

12. We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.

13. No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.

14. If you hold eleven different roses in front of a mirror, you will see the twelve most beautiful things in the world...

15. "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."